description of content: a limp, non-threatening stranger stuck in a cardboard box. its limbs are comically long, and its tongue is sticking out of its mouth. the cardboard box references oranges (the fruit).
It's so exciting - it's finally time to unlock the very last stranger! You've been having so much fun collecting every entry. Oh no... you were reading the wrong number all along. You already unlocked all of the strangers... this is one that you encountered in the beginning and forgot about. It's staring at you and trying to be cute while it flails around inside the box it's always trapped in, but you saw this animation earlier in the game...
You were disappointed by the umbobolie.
did you know?
Even if Goodbye Strangers stops being cool, there are hundreds of other brands! Which will you pick next?
What is an umbibolie? umm-bib-OH-lee
height
7 in
length
5 ft 2 in
weight
0.8 lbs
disposition
melancholic
I.Q.
76
class
primitive
The umbibolie is ...