goodbye strangers presents
Hello.
( a class module.)
Hello! My class is Companion, and we'll be working together for my job.
soft, feelings, sociable, memories, hello, playmate
momodromi
momodromi
Hello... hello, uhmm, friends.
Hello. My class is Derelict, and I'm not telling you what my job is.
fabric, flimsy, desaturated, fatigue, ragged
taxidreni
taxidreni
Crinkle... crin, crinkle...
Hello. My class is Erratic, and my job is different from everyone else's.
hyper-kinetic, instability, displaced, out-of-proportion
inorddroni
inorddroni
You're a real stranger, ahh! Ahh, a stranger!
Hello. My class is Predator, and you're not going to enjoy my job.
murder, accident, burial, injure, rough, stalk
corodrovi
corodrovi
Rarrr, rarrrr.... grrrr!
Hello. My class is Operative, and my job is really, really important.
surveillance, nervous system, connection, blink, fixate
remdromni
remdromni
Wait, just... wait. Wait a second. Wait.
Hello. My class is Occupant, and my job is right next to yours.
household, codependency, placid, carpet, domestic
mobodronxi
mobodronxi
household... codependent... household...
Hello. My class is Structural, and you won't notice my job.
infrastructure, cement, industrial, steady, block
motodrone
motodrone
Bllllooooooottchhhhhhhhyyyyy.....
Hello! My class is Imitator, and I want to have your job.
parts, body parts, dumm⁠y, mannequin, fleshtones
xardroli
xardroli
Even though I tried to say...
Hi. My class is Competitor, and my job is even better.
active, banding, hands-on, leap, belligerance, rival
cattadronic
cattadronic
Rarrr rarara rarara, rrrr.
Hello. My class is Regulator, and my job has its ups and downs.
thermodynamics, contain, state, consistency
reddron
reddron
Up, down. Down. Up. Under. Around.
Hello. My class is Widower, and I need you to help me do my job.
disguise, assault, trap, dangerous, other, beguiling
nononodrona
nononodrona
You're the only one here...
Hi. My class is Slanderer, and I'm the only one doing their job around here.
pinch, upsetting, crumple, insidious, vilification
rennodroniz
rennodroniz
No. No. No. No. No.
Hello. My class is Ragtime, and my job is to make you feel good. ❤︎
velvet, indulging, sexy, sweets, oversized assets
sarcroni
sarcroni
Ohh, yes... like that, yeah, you're so good...
Hello. My class is Manual, and my job is to lend you a hand.
stand, fore, grabbing, deliberate, step-by-step
rottodrono
rottodrono
Left hand, right hand. Left hand, right hand.
Hello. My class is Counter-manual, and my job is to lend you the other hand.
incision, reverse, disfigured, alternation, pry, sharp
antedrini
antedrini
Neeeeeee-neeeeeee-neeeeeee.
Hi. My class is empty, and my job is...
cavity, missing, darkest, l'appel du vide, devoid
yandronil
yandronil
Ohh... ohh. I can't... help...
Hey there. My class is Falsifier, and this isn't really my job.
tantalizing, disorient, kaleidoscope, sycophantic
attunidroni
attunidroni
It is barely conceivable that... there are...
Hello. My class is Objective, and I was made to do my job.
stable, harden, breakable, non-moving joints
omodrony
omodrony
Uhm. Uhm. Uhm. Five. Uhm.
Hi! My class is Fluid, and my job is constantly changing.
sloppy, dripped, mutable, solution, melting
rendroxi
rendroxi
Your temperature is thirty-nine degrees celcius.
Hey. My class is Tenant, and I'm waiting for my job to start.
low maintenance, obstruct, apartments, musty
atennidrani
atennidrani
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
Salutations. My class is Curio, and my job is no longer necessary.
oddity, obsolescence, skeuomorph, museum
pandodronni
pandodronni
パンドパンド、パンド。
Hello. My class is neoplastic, and my job is brand new!
plasticine, brand new, big colors, mass production
tonotroni
tonotroni
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Hello! My class is Toy, and my job is play with you!
adorable, mascot, collection, gachapon, for babies
babadwoni
babadwoni
Vewy sweepy. They are vewy sweepy.
Hello. My class is Primitive, and I don’t have a job yet...
clay, basic, undeveloped, under-stimulating
dadagroni
dadagroni
Bark, bark! Hey, bark... wan wan, okay?
Hello. My class is Saboteur, and my job is to ???? ????? ??????????
censored, obfuscate,
oily, point, deception
hikikodrozi
hikikodrozi
Shhhh, shushh... shush.
Hello! My class is Derivative, and my job is the exact same thing!
copycat, contour, crayon, original, imitate
droni
droni
Words, words, talking. Saying words, and talking.
Hi. My class is Transient, and my job is only temporary.
transition, clear, weather, lament, evaporated
entrancidronir
entrancidronir
Goodbye, strangers.