What if the advertisement for the toy was the toy itself?
What if the table of contents was the book?
What if everything you ever wanted could really come true?
Goodbye Strangers features...

hundreds of surreal, anthropomorphic phenomena!

a branching, multi-layered, four-dimensional narrative!

a cast of pathological characters!

horny, rampant homosexual tension!

plus, all of your favorite brands!
...and, there's even art by real artists, just like you!