: the Module
as tall as the length of my index finger.
longer than an old flip phone.
if you're still using one of these, btw: the nineties are over.
like a little pet you don't have to feed or clean up after.
smells like hot chocolate or maybe a cupcake.
good taste in music, doesn't put up with that wub-wub bs.
makes one hell of a trip partner.
don't get attached cuz they die after like a month.
shrinks up like a wet plastic wrapper if it gets "scared".
i've probably thrown a few out on accident.
sometimes i put one of these in my pocket to keep me company on a long metro ride.