: the Module
not as tall as a person.
not super long i guess.
as much as a year-old white-tailed buck.
what, didn't know i've gone hunting before?
play some music for one and it'll dance til it drops. makes the russian ballet look like a bunch of beached fish flopping.
the boots are kind of a turn-on.
total diva, throws a tantrum if you interrupt its dance.
it ripped the zipper out of my jealousvitale hoodie...
also it can bite really hard.
voice could be better.
in a big way.
doesn't take much force to pull the ears and eye markings off.
don't bother if they're in a group.
it looks like it wants attention but actually, it makes no difference if you watch it dance or not.