: the Module
as tall as a "soda can".
portable, fits perfectly in most coat pockets.
just heavy enough to weigh down a stack of papers.
if i set one down, it's almost always in the same place when i get back.
lines up next to tall objects and sometimes you can get a whole bunch of them going at once.
sometimes wobbles around for no real reason.
being around one makes your posture tense up. not enough that it really hurts, but enough that i don't really complain when one of them "accidentally" gets killed.
i was gonna rank them lower but i like their little dance.