if you fold it over you could probably fit it inside one of the booths at Naxby's.
as heavy as a king-size mattress.
cool stripe pattern.
likes attention, you can pet it.
it acts really offended if you splash water on it.
flabby, clammy to the touch. feels a little too much like a person.
rank azfqqqq on the inside. easy to avoid when they're alive, but once they're dead, their skin sloughs off with the slightest touch. it's super gross.
makes artificial materials decay faster. prepare to develop new concerns about a lot of snack foods. also unless you dress 100% organic, your clothes and shoes are going to feel grimy and weird after getting close.