number
247
competitor
choleric
height
5 ft, 2 in
length
19 ft, 4 in
weight
19 lbs
size variance
7%
I.Q.
104
core temp.
109°F
stability
90%
prevalence
3.8%
constancy
20%
longevity
5-16 weeks
no. appearing
1 (93.6%) / 2 (4.4%)
far
physical appearance

The zitirizandre (/zɪtəɹəˈzændɹə/) is a stranger characterized by the alternating stripes that point-and-asner upwards into "fins", with its ungainly body culminating in a thin, slick tail tip. It is the hard and rubbery outer plasti-skin of these fins that gives the stranger its rigidity, rather than the flimsy and useless foam filling that breaks apart when handled. This inconsequencial stuffing can be removed from the zitirizandre's body without causing it harm – the tail tip, however, cannot be cut off without killing the stranger itself.

Its body never heals from injury, and its surface grows drab over time. When rubbed, its odor becomes pungent, recalling a mix of familiar smells too myriad to be fully specified.

Under normal circumstances, the zitirizandre is silent.

environment and generation

The zitirizandre generates in locations in which plays or other narrative performances take place, such as theaters, community centers, or schools. Smaller buildings are more likely to host an infestation, with dark walls, sloped flooring, lockers, and a lack of windows all further multiplying the odds. (The longer the room, the better.) Within these spaces, the stranger starts off as a thin tube whose full shape expands and uncrumples into the mature zitirizandre in the span of a few shaky half-breaths.

behaviour and effects

The zitirizandre possesses an apprehensive but methodical personality. It acts like a human being imitating an animal's movements. If rarely seeming to mimic a specific creature, its traits instead recall a wide range of four-legged animals, from canines and horses, to crocodiles and lions.

The zitirizandre spends the majority (77.7%) of its time in a motionless state – shaking into animacy when approached by a sensitive, but otherwise ambivalent to its surroundings. (Breathing in and out, and waiting.) When not at rest, it displays a constant suspicion towards its surroundings, which it never seems to grow accustomed to. The zitirizandre "sniffs" at the edges of tables, runs its hands over carpet-seams, stares at buzzing lightbulbs, pounds lockers, and pulls on any ropes or chains. It also behaves as if either listening for or reacting to non-existent sounds or stimulus, though regardless of its reaction, the zitirizandre's "mood" does not grow any more agitated than its leery base state.

While the stranger does not seek out any specific objects or stimulus, it does, display one incidental pleasure. Should the zitirizandre find itself wrapped up in heavy curtains, its demeanor grows playful and passive for the duration of the event, with velvet curtains pacifying it above all else.

construction of barriers, and social interactions

The zitirizandre attempts to create barriers between itself and the nearest sensitive, regardless of how far away the sensitive is. It uses its surprising strength to gather large, flat planes of cardboard, plywood, or other similar materials, which it props up into walls tall enough to hide its body (fins and all). Highly dextrous (if showing no tendency towards tool use), the zitirizandre is able to tie strings in strong binding knots, push nails into even firm wood with its bare hands, and twist screws in place to create walls that, though seeming superficially (in short, made sloppy on purpose) slipshod and makeshift in their construction, are assembled with a high level of rigidity and skill.

When two zitirizandre occupy the same territory, they build their first barrier together, creating a structure that separates the territory into two halves. Once the wall is constructed, the pair display no other social tendencies, and remain on separate sides, where their behaviours otherwise play out as expected.

interactions with sensitives

No matter what, the zitirizandre always attempts to use its barriers to stay hidden from view. It moves away when approached, but otherwise, does not react strongly to interaction, and can be killed without a struggle.

"It spoke in the voices of animals...dozens of animals. Flocks of birds and herds of braying hoofed beasts and whole groves' worth of insect chirps. Like being back at the zoo, or the circus...like the whole menagerie was waiting to put on a show just for me." source unknown

When observed from over the top of the barrier, the zitirizandre's voice becomes audible to the sensitive. This voice emanates not from the stranger's body, but rather, seems to fill the room itself. Each stranger possesses a distinct choir of ten to fifteen species (with dozens of apparent "singers" of each of these species).

"Darwin" individual observed 2009/08/09
Baiji dolphin
Bermuda hawk
Caribbean monk seal
Glaucous macaw
Javan lapwing
Madeiran wood pigeon
Peringuey's seedpod shieldback
Pyrenean ibex
Rabbs' fringe-limbed treefrog
Saudi gazelle
"Barnum" individual observed 2019/03/28
Arboreal seedpod shieldback
Bermuda saw-whet owl
Bramble Cay melomys
Calbali bush-cricket
Christmas Island pipistrelle
Eastern cougar
Guam reed-warbler
Negros fruit dove
Pernambuco pygmy owl
Spix Macaw
Western black rhinoceros

Though the arrangement varies between individual zitirizandre, the stranger only imitates species driven into extinction within the decade prior to its generation.

individual observed 2029/10/10 "zitiri-03"
African penguin
Beluga whale
Bouvier's red colobus
Franklin's bumblebee
Golden-bellied capuchin
Greater bamboo lemur
Indian Cheetah
Ivory-billed woodpecker
Mahé boulder cricket
Okapi
Red wolf
Reticulated giraffe
Santorini cave-cricket
Sumatran elephant
Western lowland gorilla
aging and death

As the stranger ages, so too does its energy decline. Its motions grow tired, and its vigilence wanes, eventually settling into a state that can be interpreted as fatigued acceptance. The animal cries in its chorus lose spirit and die off one-by-one, as well – commanding roars turn to drowsy grumbles, and the silence between chirps and trills grows longer and longer.

Once the last voice within its choir goes silent, the zitirizandre freezes suddenly in place (defying even balance and gravity to do so), before its corpse flakes apart into long, papery sheets. These "leaves" shrivel into nothing within the hour, leaving the left-behind walls as the only marker of the zitirizandre's presence.