trashy fun.

reusable. my "sources" tell me that they can live around six months. ...but how would he know?

their insides pulse.

sticks to rubber pretty much instantly. it was classic in retrospect just to watch the aftermath but i messed up the first one i found so bad i couldn't even use it.

the bruises always go back to normal but it can start to look pretty messed up by the end.

gets a strong smell if you don't wash it regularly.

your friends will definitely think you're weird.