Sweeter Smoke: the Module

mayasuri

[ maya • suri ]

number

disposition

melancholic

height

you can slide it underneath a car.

length

you can't hide it down your pants leg.

weight

maybe a pillow, but not the kind with artificial feathers inside.

advantages

pathetic but in a way that makes me like it more.

takes care of any small baby strangers it finds. but it does get really sad for a while if you take them away from it. sorry, i need this dodomuri way more than you do. manifest destiny, suckers.

disadvantages

takes forever to find one. it only shows up around boxy, dreary apartments, which means you usually have to go up to Eastside to find one, and that's at least an hour bus ride and there's pretty much no good restaurants either.

one time i saw one that was being eaten by a flock of crows and it was kind of traumatic.

only if you find it with a bunch of babies. when they're alone they're kind of a bummer.