Oh no! It turns out, the last people on earth didn't know how to make food, after all. Good thing you had your trusty supply of EmergencyForever brand rations to last the rest of your life - wait a second... you glance down... you're eating a stranger? Wow, looks like you died anyway. The part that's left of the stranger is getting its grabby little hands all over your body and having a really good time!
You accidentally ate a tabanxibaby.
did you know?
You can technically "survive" off of less than 75% calories than you expected. Try that out next time!