description of content: a diminutive stranger with a long snout and no tail. its proportions are stocky and rounded. the hover-over view reveals a gooey internal filling.
Oh no! It turns out, the last people on earth didn't know how to make food, after all. Good thing you had your trusty supply of EmergencyForever brand rations to last the rest of your life - wait a second... you glance down... you're eating a stranger? Wow, looks like you died anyway. The part that's left of the stranger is getting its grabby little hands all over your body and having a really good time!
You accidentally ate a tabanxibaby.
did you know?
You can technically "survive" off of less than 75% calories than you expected. Try that out next time!
What is a tabanxibaby? tuh-BANKS-a-baby
height
10 in
length
10 in
weight
1.2888 lbs
disposition
sanguine
I.Q.
104
class
regulator
A tabanxibaby is a ...