The stranger came up to you, and it's really eager to get to know you more. You started playing with it, and you couldn't stop. Oh, no! It turns out, that was actually its effect... you're going to be playing with it forever and ever until you're a million years old, or you die first. Was it really that much fun to sucker around with what was basically some piece of plastic...?
You were goofing off forever with a sauribonxy.
It's not too late to check in on one of your loved ones. Hmm, when was the last time you said "hi, there"?
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