zimisumere
[ zimisumere ]


number
9116
disposition
choleric
height
taller than me.
length
as long as a gondola from the flooded city.
weight
as heavy as a two-door sedan.

advantages
it knows it's cool.
can fqqq people up from a distance.
i'm the only one who can get close to it. even my boyfriend won't dare press his luck with this one.
disadvantages
too murderous to show off to friends.
it might have its own agenda.



B
too dangerous for most people. most of you won't see it, but it'll make a cool t-shirt, right? i wonder if i know anyone who could design it?


...oh, that's fqqn' cute. you really thought this was the end.