zimikitzi
[ zimikitzi ]


number
2279
disposition
sanguine
height
as tall as the length of my index finger.
length
longer than an old flip phone. if you're still using one of these, btw: the nineties are over.
weight
six marshmallows.

advantages
like a little pet you don't have to feed or clean up after.
smells like hot chocolate or maybe a cupcake.
good taste in music, doesn't put up with that wub-wub bs. makes one hell of a trip partner.
disadvantages
don't get attached cuz they die after like a month.
shrinks up like a wet plastic wrapper if it gets "scared". i've probably thrown a few out on accident.



A
sometimes i put one of these in my pocket to keep me company on a long metro ride.