: the Module
as tall as a beer keg.
you could fit it inside a suitcase.
inconveniently light in some places, but otherwise i would say it's not too far off from a person.
reusable. my "sources" tell me that they can live around six months.
...but how would he know?
their insides pulse.
sticks to rubber pretty much instantly.
it was classic in retrospect just to watch the aftermath but i messed up the first one i found so bad i couldn't even use it.
the bruises always go back to normal but it can start to look pretty messed up by the end.
gets a strong smell if you don't wash it regularly.
your friends will
think you're weird.
what can I say, i have a sweet spot for the dirty ones.