: the Module
a little bigger than a cat.
a little longer than a cat.
a lot less than a cat.
doesn't die when you're near it.
good if you're allergic to real cats.
feels like suede.
though it does have a kind of rubbery quality.
lots of colors and varieties.
there's one for everyone.
there's a ton of them behind the gas station for some reason.
easy to get attached to.
freaks out real cats.
okay, so it's not quite a cat, but the appeal is hard to deny.