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one finger puppet.
weird reference point but you'd be surprised how many of these things show up around the apartment. it's...kind of a long story.
fits perfectly on top of my mini-speaker.
exactly as heavy as a pack of splushers.
does anyone else remember 'splushers'? that filling tasted really weird, right?
totally harmless, tolerates a lot of handling.
babyish, cooing voice.
easy to find. generates under beds, in attics.
i found a bunch of them the last time i cleaned.
kind of temperamental. if you shake it or startle it, it'll crumple up into a ball and pop.
when you're around one, red candy doesn't taste like anything.
this includes cough drops btw...
soooo cute. if you don't scare them. then it's just sad.
my girlfriend likes them a lot, so there's usually a few of them around...