tastes like: kiwi

"I don't like touching it very much."

tastes like: mango

"It's a little too comfortable getting this close..."

tastes like: strawberry candy

"Trying to wash it was a mistake!"

tastes like: blueberry cream pie

"It doesn't move a lot.. just.. Watches.."

tastes like: sorbet

"It doesn't want to leave my side, but has trouble keeping up.”

tastes like: bacon

"I never want to make eye contact with it again."

tastes like: raw egg

"Keeps trying to climb into my oven. Weird."

tastes like: ramune

"I get slapped every time I reach for a cup of water."