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"I don't like touching it very much."
"It's a little too comfortable getting this close..."
: strawberry candy
"Trying to wash it was a mistake!"
: blueberry cream pie
"It doesn't move a lot.. just.. Watches.."
"It doesn't want to leave my side, but has trouble keeping up.”
"I never want to make eye contact with it again."
: raw egg
"Keeps trying to climb into my oven. Weird."
"I get slapped every time I reach for a cup of water."